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In response to:Special Report: A Morning & Afternoon With John Travolta

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:56:06 +0100

great post keep on writing like the header of the blog
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In response to:News At Ten

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:09:43 +0200

Ah good old Dean Gaffney. I like to think he'll present the news from a lectern and reading directly from notes (never looking up to the camera) and stumbling over words.

I also hope that the beeb do away with any visual aids - the only high tech bit of the prog being sporadic outburst of gunfire and the new sound track.

In response to:Special Report: A Morning & Afternoon With John Travolta

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:25:10 +0200

Surely you mean Sci-fientology ?lol

In response to:Punk Rock

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:06:25 +0100

I heard that the Music died as well.

In response to:Special Report: A Morning & Afternoon With John Travolta

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 22:30:16 +0100

Im glad im not John, hes busy lad.

In response to:Special Report: A Morning & Afternoon With John Travolta

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:22:37 +0100

Actually, the truth is much wierder...

In response to:Emoticon

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:46:46 +0100

Enterprising fellow.

In response to:Emoticon

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:53:24 +0100

He should fare well in the current climate; make sure he taps up the royals, as that really will be the end of his career for a wee while.

In response to:Cruise Missiles

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:23:52 +0100

At 4ft 3" in cuban heels, Cruise weighs in at a mighty 19 Stones making him not only clinically obese but denser than mercury.

Freddie Mercury you see was 5ft 1" but had brass hands that meant he weighed in at an astonishing 18 stones!

In response to:Cruise Missiles

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:06:16 +0100

Eggs prepared by Scotsmen! ;)

In response to:Davro

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 17:08:14 +0100

Maybe, he like Tupac should release a banging cemetary based grime vinyl?

Death is no longer a problem to a music career since the latest digital afterlife recording systems (LDARS).

In response to:Davro

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:54:50 +0100

Ginger, that comment is bordering on deplorable.

Do you realise that one of the Manilli's killed himself?!

I feel you should have made a concerted effort to ridicule this fact in your comment, thus I find the comment almost deplorable. Almost.

Oh how we laughed.

In response to:Davro

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:46:45 +0100

This could turn into another case of Milli Vanilli (If you remember they were the pop combo 'voices' of stand up comedians Cannon and Ball - who it turns out were miming as neither could speak a word of English!)

Ruislip deserves everything it gets if the inhabitants vote this leather glove wearing joker into their hearts and minds.

In response to:Davro

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:35:21 +0100

It was actually the Lido wars that sparked the defection (not defecation, that's another matter entirely, which Mr. Davro will be addressing).

No one knows how it's spelt, not even the man who invented the word. I think it's just one of those things that we'll never know.

You say Lido, I say Lido.

In response to:Davro

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:32:25 +0100

Will Bobby once and for all sort out weither it is Leeee-doe or Lie-doe, which has split the people of Ruislip almost to the point of civil war

In response to:Uri

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:34:32 +0100

It's the random footballer mentions which make me laugh.

In response to:Pip

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:29:58 +0100

Real news! News you can trust.

In response to:Beckham

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 13:51:33 +0100

Luke Chadwick apparently now sells industrial cutlery to Eastern European countries using mind games and hypnotherapy to convince Bulgarian buyers into over-ordering.

In response to:Pip

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 13:46:08 +0100

Perry Fenwick is a far cry from his on screen character and has a long list of film and TV credits to his name.

In response to:Disney Wenger

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:15:12 +0100

I think that the animals of Farthing Wood were attempting to travel together as 'a unit' in order to get to a nice park where they could forage for food and play safely in the confines of said park.
You may already know this but a badger is actually larger than a fox and as such a fodger/ fadger would, in all fairness, be more badger than fox.
Badgers are large.

The animals of Farthing Wood are real.

In response to:Disney Wenger

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:32:30 +0100

LOL, that would certainly be amusing. Not sure they're genetically compatible.

What was it about again? They all had to move 'cos the land was being developed or something? Wow, I could use that for my Environment and Development module!

God bless xx

In response to:Disney Wenger

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:24:15 +0100

or fadgers

In response to:Disney Wenger

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:23:35 +0100

The animals of Farthing Wood must be getting on a bit?

But I suppose the beauty of Disney is it appeals to both grown ups and the young too. Do the Fox and Badger have children together? - Maybe little Fodgers?

In response to:Disney Wenger

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:46:23 +0100

I know, I remember. My sister used to be obsessed with them!

In response to:Disney Wenger

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:23:39 +0100

The Animals of Farthing Wood are a fox and a badger.

In response to:Disney Wenger

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:22:09 +0100

Yes indeed you have seen the advert for the lion king on ice where they sing arsen wenger like they are sailing over the sea in an imaginary bowl. I was inspired by this, as it seems were the Disney sequal people who have now brainwashed themselves into bringing arsen in on the lion king action.
The animals of Farthing Wood are enjoying this.

In response to:Disney Wenger

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:15:22 +0100

Blod Guess!

In response to:Disney Wenger

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:16:00 +0100

Arsene Wenger sounds like a rude party game.

Apparently he is fluent in Alsation.

GB

In response to:Disney Wenger

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:49:26 +0100

I take it this is related to the fact that the first song bit in Lion King SOUNDS like it says "Arsene Wenger"?

You gave me a giggle at any rate:)

God bless xx

In response to:Everybody Popular Music?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 18:07:05 +0100

Strange, I thought it was 'Hexamite', but then it is Friday...

GB