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In response to: "Special Report: A Morning & Afternoon With John Travolta" 729 days old
by mishka [Visitor]

great post keep on writing like the header of the blog
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In response to: "News At Ten" 950 days old
by [Visitor]

Ah good old Dean Gaffney. I like to think he'll present the news from a lectern and reading directly from notes (never looking up to the camera) and stumbling over words.

I also hope that the beeb do away with any visual aids - the only high tech bit of the prog being sporadic outburst of gunfire and the new sound track. more…
In response to: "Special Report: A Morning & Afternoon With John Travolta" 956 days old
by RobertRaw ^{^Pro}

Surely you mean Sci-fientology ?lol more…
In response to: "Punk Rock" 991 days old
by [Visitor]

I heard that the Music died as well. more…
In response to: "Special Report: A Morning & Afternoon With John Travolta" 1008 days old
by petegavin [Member]

Im glad im not John, hes busy lad. more…
In response to: "Special Report: A Morning & Afternoon With John Travolta" 1010 days old
by The_Walrus ^{^Pro}

Actually, the truth is much wierder... more…
In response to: "Emoticon" 1016 days old
by govindan [Member]

Enterprising fellow. more…
In response to: "Emoticon" 1017 days old
by menhir [Member]

He should fare well in the current climate; make sure he taps up the royals, as that really will be the end of his career for a wee while. more…
In response to: "Cruise Missiles" 1027 days old
by [Visitor]

At 4ft 3" in cuban heels, Cruise weighs in at a mighty 19 Stones making him not only clinically obese but denser than mercury.

Freddie Mercury you see was 5ft 1" but had brass hands that meant he weighed in at an astonishing 18 stones! more…
In response to: "Cruise Missiles" 1027 days old
by rithompson [Member]

Eggs prepared by Scotsmen! ;) more…
In response to: "Davro" 1028 days old
by [Visitor]

Maybe, he like Tupac should release a banging cemetary based grime vinyl?

Death is no longer a problem to a music career since the latest digital afterlife recording systems (LDARS). more…
In response to: "Davro" 1028 days old
by iandulley ^{^Pro}

Ginger, that comment is bordering on deplorable.

Do you realise that one of the Manilli's killed himself?!

I feel you should have made a concerted effort to ridicule this fact in your comment, thus I find the comment almost deplorable. Almost.

Oh how we laughed. more…
In response to: "Davro" 1028 days old
by [Visitor]

This could turn into another case of Milli Vanilli (If you remember they were the pop combo 'voices' of stand up comedians Cannon and Ball - who it turns out were miming as neither could speak a word of English!)

Ruislip deserves everything it gets if the inhabitants vote this leather glove wearing joker into their hearts and minds. more…
In response to: "Davro" 1028 days old
by iandulley ^{^Pro}

It was actually the Lido wars that sparked the defection (not defecation, that's another matter entirely, which Mr. Davro will be addressing).

No one knows how it's spelt, not even the man who invented the word. I think it's just one of those things that we'll never know.

You say Lido, I say Lido. more…
In response to: "Davro" 1028 days old
by prydwen [Member]

Will Bobby once and for all sort out weither it is Leeee-doe or Lie-doe, which has split the people of Ruislip almost to the point of civil war more…
In response to: "Uri" 1031 days old
by ViEiRA [Member]

It's the random footballer mentions which make me laugh. more…
In response to: "Pip" 1031 days old
by iandulley ^{^Pro}

Real news! News you can trust. more…
In response to: "Beckham" 1031 days old
by [Visitor]

Luke Chadwick apparently now sells industrial cutlery to Eastern European countries using mind games and hypnotherapy to convince Bulgarian buyers into over-ordering. more…
In response to: "Pip" 1031 days old
by [Visitor]

Perry Fenwick is a far cry from his on screen character and has a long list of film and TV credits to his name.

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In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1031 days old
by Steven_Paul_Allen ^{^Pro}

I think that the animals of Farthing Wood were attempting to travel together as 'a unit' in order to get to a nice park where they could forage for food and play safely in the confines of said park.
You may already know this but a badger is actually larger than a fox and as such a fodger/ fadger would, in all fairness, be more badger than fox more…
In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1031 days old
by ViEiRA [Member]

LOL, that would certainly be amusing. Not sure they're genetically compatible.

What was it about again? They all had to move 'cos the land was being developed or something? Wow, I could use that for my Environment and Development module!

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In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1031 days old
by [Visitor]

or fadgers more…
In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1031 days old
by [Visitor]

The animals of Farthing Wood must be getting on a bit?

But I suppose the beauty of Disney is it appeals to both grown ups and the young too. Do the Fox and Badger have children together? - Maybe little Fodgers? more…
In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1032 days old
by ViEiRA [Member]

I know, I remember. My sister used to be obsessed with them! more…
In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1032 days old
by Steven_Paul_Allen ^{^Pro}

The Animals of Farthing Wood are a fox and a badger. more…
In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1032 days old
by Steven_Paul_Allen ^{^Pro}

Yes indeed you have seen the advert for the lion king on ice where they sing arsen wenger like they are sailing over the sea in an imaginary bowl. I was inspired by this, as it seems were the Disney sequal people who have now brainwashed themselves into bringing arsen in on the lion king action.
The animals of Farthing Wood are enjoying this more…
In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1032 days old
by iandulley ^{^Pro}

Blod Guess! more…
In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1032 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Arsene Wenger sounds like a rude party game.

Apparently he is fluent in Alsation.

GB

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In response to: "Disney Wenger" 1032 days old
by ViEiRA [Member]

I take it this is related to the fact that the first song bit in Lion King SOUNDS like it says "Arsene Wenger"?

You gave me a giggle at any rate:)

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In response to: "Everybody Popular Music?" 1052 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Strange, I thought it was 'Hexamite', but then it is Friday...

GB

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