In the beginning monkeys converged on Reading in numbers roughly equal to the human population.
Recently, however, they've been cut down to roughly half the human population. Due to their reduction in size the monkey leaders- Chimmpy Plop and Dave the Gorilla- have been forced into the municipal buildings where they are holding many council employees hostage until they can increase their numbers once again. Many people in Reading have been killed in random ambush attacks.
The monkey's base at Reading consists of 2 leaders they are genetically mutated and stand at twice the size of an average human. They are ferocious fighters and can fart with their mouths full. They are also evil and must be eaten and fully digested to ensure that they are completely dead. Gorilla curry is particularly satisfying.
The monkeys do get thrills from being spanked; they are extremely excited by any spanking and must not be spanked at any cost. If they are they are sent hyperactive and can be difficult to control. Do not allow them to enter your room; the people of Reading are still unsure of their sexual preference.
The monkeys are being shipped in, according to witnesses who have seen large Viking style boats being docked along the south coast of England. We believe that the French are transporting the monkeys in an attempt to sabotage England and then come and take the country for themselves.
One solution being proposed is the production of chocolate coated monkeys as a deterrent.